Meet Natasha!
Natasha might look like a statue, but she really cares about what she does, and she cares about you, too. She goes to work every day at 6 AM and doesn't get home until the next day at 5 AM. For the hour she is home, she isn't resting like some weak baby, she is playing UNO.
Say "Hello!" to Fred!
Fred appears to be an African Goose. He detests UNO, and prefers to play more civilized games like Don't Tip The Waiter. He does not work, but if he did he would be a firefighter.